I said this today:
The events preceding to this moment lead me to purchase these:
And then this for lunch:
The last week of my old job threatens to be the worst week in the history of EVER, and I am not happy about it. My day started off happy and wonderful. Then they told me that they found a replacement for my job and that person is starting on Monday. So I get to train them. This falls under my office managers duties, and not mine, and it's to spite me for quitting. The possibility of me trying to train this person in one week, is like asking a cat to wipe it's ass. Not happening.
It all quickly turned into a ravaging Sneaky Hate Spiral.